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Dick Is Too Long Joke Valentines Card

£2.50 Incl. VAT

Reads: Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind it’s too long. Make your Valentines giggle with this fantastic Dick Is Too Long Joke Card.

Dick Is Too Long Valentines Card

Reads: Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind it’s too long.

Make your Valentines giggle with this fantastic Dick Is Too Long Joke Card.

This card is part of our extremely hilarious Valentines Range. If you like this one we have plenty more to see.

This card comes with one of our signature Brightly Coloured Envelopes – personally chosen by Vicki

Morning Cuppa – Cards

We started with cards. Jake came to us with an idea. What about a range of Bright, Bold, Rude (crude) and extremely funny cards. We design and print them in-house, with the sole purpose of making people laugh! And it has worked. We now have over 200 card designs and many, many loyal customers who keep returning for their hit of smut!

As well as these delightful slices of portable humour, Morning Cuppa now has a huge range of additional items including cushions, coasters, Mugs and Face Masks giving you the perfect one stop gift shop. Don’t worry, not everything is smutty or rude, we also have a range of cards and items perfectly suitable even for your Boss!

The Boring Bit!

This Morning Cuppa Dick Is Too Long Joke Card measures 145mm x 145mm and is designed and printed right here in the UK.

We can also personalise many of our items for you including cards as well as many of our other products.

If you would like a trade account then please contact us.

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