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Horny Cucumber Valentines Card

£2.50 Incl. VAT

Reads: Whats the difference between being horney and being hungry? Where you put the cucumber. Make your Valentines laugh with this fantastic Horney Cucumber Valentines Card.

Make your Valentines laugh with this fantastic Horny Cucumber Valentines Card.

Reads: Whats the difference between being horny and being hungry? Where you put the cucumber.

This card is part of our extremely hilarious Valentines Range. If you like this one we have many more!

This card comes with one of our signature Brightly Coloured Envelopes – personally chosen by Vicki

Morning Cuppa – Cards

We started with cards. Jake came to us with an idea. What about a range of Bright, Bold, Rude (crude) and extremely funny cards. We design and print them in-house, with the sole purpose of making people laugh! And it has worked. We now have over 200 card designs and many, many loyal customers who keep returning for their hit of smut!

As well as these delightful slices of portable humour, Morning Cuppa now has a huge range of additional items including cushions, coasters, Mugs and Face Masks giving you the perfect one stop gift shop. Don’t worry, not everything is smutty or rude, we also have a range of cards and items perfectly suitable even for your Boss!

The Boring Bit!

This Morning Cuppa Horney Cucumber Valentines Card measures 145mm x 145mm and is designed and printed right here in the UK.

We can also personalise many of our items for you

If you are intereste in a trade account please contact us for more details.

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